20 Thanksgiving Jokes You Can Text Your Friends
Thanksgiving is the perfect time to share a laugh, spread a smile, and keep the holiday spirit light and fun. These quick jokes are ideal for sending through text—especially when paired with a festive GIF or sticker your friends will love.
Connect SMS: Send Thanksgiving Jokes and Greetings with Fun GIFs and Stickers
Sharing a good holiday joke is easy when your messaging app puts everything you need right at your fingertips. With Connect SMS Home Screen, you can send Thanksgiving greetings, jokes, emojis, stickers, and GIFs without digging through menus or switching between apps. Everything is streamlined onto your home screen, making each text quick, colorful, and fun.
Whether you're sending a turkey pun to family or a silly joke to your friends, Connect SMS lets you personalize your holiday messages with a swipe. The app comes loaded with free stickers and GIFs that make every greeting feel more festive. You can brighten someone’s day with a quick animated turkey, a funny pumpkin GIF, or a cheerful fall-themed sticker—perfect additions to your Thanksgiving texts.
20 Thanksgiving Jokes for All Ages
1. Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
He was ready to roast.
2. What did the turkey say when he met the president?
Pardon me.
3. Why did the turkey stand on stilts?
Because nobody eats flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner.
4. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky!
5. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
6. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
7. What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin?
Use a pumpkin patch.
8. What's blue and covered in feathers?
A turkey holding its breath.
9. What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
You'll both be filled with stuffing.
10. What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing.
11. What do you call the day after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
12. Why don't grapes go on sale for Black Friday?
They keep raisin' the prices.
13. What's the best way to save money on Black Friday?
Stay home.
14. What key can’t open any doors?
A turkey.
15. Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
16. I finally bought a Roomba on Black Friday.
It sucks!
17. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
18. I heard camouflage pants were on sale for Black Friday
But I didn't see any.
19. Why did the cranberry blush?
It saw the turkey dressing.
20. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much.
Connect SMS Home Screen: The Ultimate Texting App
Connect SMS Home Screen isn’t just a messaging app. It’s a complete home-screen experience designed to make communication faster and more enjoyable. By placing your SMS conversations directly on your home screen, the app removes extra steps and keeps every conversation instantly accessible. A quick glance tells you who messaged, what’s unread, and what needs your attention.
This streamlined layout means no more missed messages during the holiday rush. With customizable themes, fast navigation, and an intuitive interface, Connect SMS Home Screen gives you direct, effortless access to the people you text most. It’s messaging simplified, organized, and made beautifully convenient.
Key Features of Connect SMS Home Screen
Sending turkey jokes is even more fun when your messaging tools work this smoothly. Here are several of the great features that make Connect SMS Home Screen stand out from other texting apps:
Integrated SMS on Your Home Screen
Your conversations appear right on your home screen, making texting faster and more accessible. No extra taps, no digging through apps—everything is front and center.
Interactive Group Chats with Multimedia Sharing
Send GIFs, photos, videos, and stickers in your group threads. Holiday group chats become livelier and more engaging with easy multimedia sharing.
Smart Widget for Contacts & Unread Messages
The widget shows recent contacts and how many messages you haven’t opened yet. It keeps you instantly aware of who’s waiting for a reply.
Customizable Themes and Colors
Personalize your device with themes and color options that match your style. Make your home screen festive for Thanksgiving or tailor it to your everyday look.
User-Friendly Interface
Clean, simple layouts make the app easy for anyone to use. Every feature is designed for quick navigation and effortless interaction.
Secure and Private Messaging Environment
Keep your chats safe with a secure system that protects your privacy. Your messages stay between you and the people you trust.
Free Download: Connect SMS Home Screen
Whether you’re sending Thanksgiving jokes, planning your holiday dinner, or simply staying connected with loved ones, Connect SMS Home Screen makes messaging faster, easier, and more fun. Try the app and see how much smoother your texting becomes—especially during busy holiday seasons.
Download Connect SMS Home Screen today.